You are gonna love this – I just got it from a friend and I know you’re going to laugh and chuckle and chortle as much as I am! : >
How many members of your Sign does it take to
change a light bulb?
Just one. You want to make something of it?
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep
discussing who is supposed to do it and how it’s
supposed to be done!
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they are out.
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so….
Light bulb? What light bulb?